actually, I'm a sock model
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so let's talk penis.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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