No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Randomize
