when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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