And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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