And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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