my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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