Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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