Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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