My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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