Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Randomize
