Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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