3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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