Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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