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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought

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Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss

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(315): Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought (1-315): Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss http://tfl.nu/2a6b

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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf

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(425): Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf http://tfl.nu/epw3

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(905): View more from Ontario

You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"

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(905): You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off" http://tfl.nu/v90r

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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place

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(+44): Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place http://tfl.nu/6f1z

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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.

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(330): i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame. http://tfl.nu/xq0z

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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still

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(408): i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still http://tfl.nu/f9lt

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I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"

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(814): I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!" http://tfl.nu/71ex

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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die

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(775): Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die http://tfl.nu/wat0

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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?

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I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?

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(612): Did you put pizza in my boxers last night? (1-612): I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day? http://tfl.nu/wnhf

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(562): View more from California

I bought something for you today. You'll love it.

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What is it? Drugs?

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(562): I bought something for you today. You'll love it. (909): What is it? Drugs? http://tfl.nu/q4iy

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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.

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(815): His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water. http://tfl.nu/symz

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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat

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(617): I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat http://tfl.nu/ph0q

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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.

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(479): I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital. http://tfl.nu/6mwi

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This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.

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(720): This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you. http://tfl.nu/ixe4

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I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.

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(574): I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever. http://tfl.nu/zs85

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