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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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