dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"