lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream