Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.