Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.