Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
So is that a yes?
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All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.