Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You're a disaster
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"