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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
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