His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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