I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?