Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
Send us your Text From Last Night!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I see more hoeing in ur future
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
