Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous