Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"