chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up