Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent