There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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