You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
