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(518): View more from New York

Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!

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(407): View more from Florida

this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks

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(224): View more from Illinois

I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.

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(660): View more from Missouri

I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.

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(253): View more from Washington

Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?

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(719): View more from Colorado

If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.

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