Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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