Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.