Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.