I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
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I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
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well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Buhtt sex?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
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I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment