Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard