Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics