Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..