When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
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watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.