its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
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Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
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So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.