I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I should be sponsored by Trojan
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He uses pillows to masturbate.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
He is an equal opportunity slut.