She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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