If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
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i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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