STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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