One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.