Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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