its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.