Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life