My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
