i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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