He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......