Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside