They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"