i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.