Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick