I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.