I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
